Absolute best trope is when video game mechanics (extra lives, instant crafting, outfit changes, inventories, etc) apply in-universe but ONLY for the protagonist and everyone else is just
Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine
*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YOU FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE
Le Figaro have a newly published photograph from inside Notre Dame shortly before the roof collapsed, as molten lead fell into the nave. (+)
This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”
